Below I present you with the authentic and unedited result — Title: The Streets Verse 1: I’m from the streets, where the hustle is real And the only way to survive is to be on your grind I’ve seen it all, from the good to the bad But I’m still here, standing strong Chorus: I’m from the streets, I’m a product…

Rating: 3 Stars — Bullet Train asks an important question of a modern-day Hollywood action blockbuster, “Can you make a Tarantino film without Tarantino?” The answer will always be no but the results of this experiment are fun nevertheless. Bullet Train was directed by the co-director of John Wick, David Leitch. You may know…

DROP… THAT… BEAT… — The internet much akin to hieroglyphics can be used as an important tool in the archival process of humanity's greatest achievements. But then there are times, like now, when I’m Google searching for Chris Vernon’s Masters Updates and it’s like an archaeological dig to find any update prior to 2019…

Rating: 1 and 1/2 Stars — The first Doctor Strange movie was directed by Scott Derrickson whose directorial credits include Sinister, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, and recently The Black Phone. Derrickson is pretty well-versed in the horror genre, early in his career he directed a Hellraiser spinoff. He’s come a long way. Doctor Stange in…

Rating: 2 and 1/2 Stars — About 40 minutes into Tar, I thought to myself that I would’ve received the same comprehension of the film if all the dialogue had been done in German. …

What I thought about my introduction to the soulslike genre — Let’s begin with a prescient quote from the Jedi Master himself. “Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny.” -Yoda Obviously, Master Yoda was foreshadowing the disturbing lack of quality Star Wars games in the 2010s. …

As NASCAR content evolves, the blogging evolves too. Here come a handful of irreverent statements and bombastic claims! — Long gone are the days of boogity boogity as we enter the ‘Denny Hamlin said on his podcast’ era. NASCAR may be more interesting and engaging than it has ever been but there are still some gaps in the coverage that need to be filled. NASCAR doesn’t need a Drive…

ft. another Livetweet Review — I played Mass Effect 1 for the first time last month and finally got to close some narrative loops and deepen my appreciation for the series as a whole. ME1 felt primitive in some ways but as I stated in my review of the game, it provided Bioware with an…

ft. a Livetweet Review — To commemorate the Mass Effect Legendary Edition free release on PlayStation Plus, I finally got to play through the first game of a trilogy that I’ve thoroughly enjoyed. (Mass Effect is only a trilogy because the only Andromeda I recognize was written by Michael Crichton!) Mass Effect 2 is one…